You Are An Internet Addicted Iff.........

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.


Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.


Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.


You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com."


Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.


You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.


All of your friends have an @ in their names.


Your dog has its own home page.


You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.


Your phone bill is as heavy as a brick.


You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.


Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months.


You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.


Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."


You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.


Your friend says communication is important in friendship... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

What Is Your Opinion About A Success Of A Team....???? Does It Depend On Mental Attitude Of The Whole Team ..???? Or On The Strongest Individuals..???

People often tend to join a team in which they have similar preferences and temperaments with other members. A group would also tend to choose people who meet its own features and specifications. In this case, the two sides mutually choose each other with naturally led to members of the group have a similar background and experience, common aspirations and expectations. The same attitude and interests create a super team from the homogenization of features, which enhance the understanding of each other and reduce the communication barriers or coordination costs, leading to the increase in team cohesion and concentration of action. A good example is Copenhagen school.
The shortcoming of group attitude in this way is a single and narrow thinking model. Its efficiency would depend on whether the groupthink adapt to the task environment. When facing a relatively regular and stable task, group consensus can reduce the sprawling harassments and reach a common understanding of conduct model. However, in a complex of uncertain situation and unexpected challenges, groupthink would be somewhat less constructive. Then the action should be implemented on basis of a wisdom crystallization of the ruling elites. At this point the groupthink is primarily a thinking of elite members, or even a personal idea of a group or organization leaders. It would be the dominant members impose personal views and value preferences on the entire team. Just like Bernard Shaw said: If the soldiers begin to think, they would have run away.
A super group is always courageous and executive. In addition, the prerequisite of success is the capabilities suiting the environment changes. The characteristic of groupthink is often a herd instinct. All people would follow the elites who are in a strong dominant position. Unless forming completely natural, groupthink in most cases is a kind of blind obedience. Therefore, for the leaders of the executive team, it is their judgments and managements that finally decide the fate of companies.
Instead of complaining the bias and adverse outcomes brought about by groupthink, we'd better define in advance the maximum degree of consensus a team needs to maintain, the maximum extent of suspicion, opposition and criticism which allowed to propose in public; To be arbitrary, or democracy concentrated; and whether the group can tolerate diversity of thought and behavior.

Exam Tension...तुझे सब है पता ..... है ना माँ .!!!!

मैं कभी बतलाता नहीं... पर exam से डरता हूँ मैं माँ ...|
यूं तो मैं दिखलाता नहीं ... marks की परवाह करता हूँ मैं माँ ..|
तुझे सब है पता ....है न माँ ||

किताबों में ...यूं न छोडो मुझे..
chapters के नाम भी न बतला पाऊँ माँ |
वह भी तो ...इतने सारे हैं....
याद भी अब तो आ न पाएं माँ ...|


क्या इतना गधा हूँ मैं माँ ..
क्या इतना गधा हूँ मैं माँ ..||

जब भी कभी ..invigilator मुझे ..
जो गौर से ..आँखों से घूरता है माँ ...
मेरी नज़र ..ढूंढे qstn paper...सोचूं यही ..
कोई सवाल तो बन जायेगा.....||

उनसे में ...यह कहता नहीं ..बगल वाले से टापता हूँ मैं माँ |
चेहरे पे ...आने देता नहीं...दिल ही दिल में घबराता हूँ माँ ||


तुझे सब है पता .. है न माँ ..|
तुझे सब है पता ..है न माँ ..||

मैं कभी बतलाता नहीं... par exam से डरता हूँ मैं माँ ...|
यूं तो मैं दिखलाता नहीं ... marks की परवाह करता हूँ मैं माँ ..|

Happy Friend.....Ship Of Life.!!!!!

Fragile creatures are we humans. After all what is needed to get us hurt? A faint laugh of ridicule…a harsh word…a smile not returned. Often do we fall down during our journey. Often do we get hurt. Most often we dust ourselves off and start again. A true friend, according to me, is someone who gives us a helping hand to get us back on our feet, pats off the dust from our back and revitalizes us for the journey ahead.


The world we live in is not as simple as it seems, nor is the millions of emotions that pass thru our minds every instant, what remains…what is perceived by us are not the tiny spots of black and white but the whole picture. No one is perfect. But sometimes these very imperfections are what make friends closer. These are the very black spots that make the picture beautiful. A friend is not necessarily the best person around, but they are those around whom we are the best. We don’t really choose our friends, we just fall into company. We may know a lot of people, but there are indeed few around whom we are really comfortable. They needn’t be the most entertaining, or the most compassionate person. They needn’t even be of the same age group. Sometimes friendship really is a means of escape. An escape from the problems at work or at home. An escape from the harsh, inescapable realities that hound our daily lives. A chilled beer with a group of really old, close friends will do more good at times like these than any advice or words of sympathy.


There are two kinds of friends-the present ones and the old ones. The present friends are those with whom we interact on a day to day basis. We often depend on them for help with our problems and help them with theirs. They are those with whom we spend most of our time with. They have a great influence on our behavior and our outlook towards society and our lives. Occasionally fights do tend to occur between even close friends. There is nothing like a good, really intense fight between friends to examine the strength of their friendship. Fights are indeed the acid test as far as friendships are concerned. Those which live thru them live on, closer than before, with a new found vigor. Above all, present friends are those whom we take for granted. There is nothing like their absence to remind us of them. We never really realize how many friends we have until; somehow, we are made to part.


Old wine and old friends are the best, or so the saying goes. There really is nothing like the reunion between old friends. Their sudden presence is what makes our hearts leap. They bring with them the memories of the old days. There really is no better antidepressant. The warm hugs you exchange on meeting, the of things long thought to be forgotten suddenly spring up in your conversation as if it just happened yesterday, reliving those embarrassing moments that nobody else knows…really, nothing like it.


Man is a social animal. Even today, one of the most terrible known forms of torture is solitary confinement. The pity is in the fact that there are people who inflict this dreadful torture on themselves. They confine themselves in prisons of their own minds; refusing to come out. The invisible shell that they have surrounded themselves with, though imaginary, is impregnable. Somebody said, the lock to heart’s door is within. Who are our true friends-those few whom we let into our secret worlds and shared our joys and sorrows, our most private sentiments, and listened to theirs-are not actually decided upon by us. They just come…good friends.